<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9045787738854687039.post4293477904007158334..comments</id><updated>2010-03-31T09:57:35.569+02:00</updated><category term='Reviews'/><category term='Performance Tips'/><category term='Guitar Solos'/><category term='Blues Guitar'/><category term='Motivation'/><category term='beginner guitar'/><category term='Learn Guitar'/><category term='Guitar Chord Progressions'/><category term='Funk Guitar'/><category term='Guitarists'/><category term='Accessories'/><category term='Reader Polls'/><category term='Guitar Exercises'/><category term='Guitars'/><category term='Guitar Riffs'/><category term='Intermediate Guitar'/><category term='Guitar Chords'/><category term='Rhythm Lessons'/><category term='Guitar Songs'/><category term='Beginners Guitar Songs'/><category term='Guitar Bass Runs'/><category term='Blues Guitar Licks'/><category term='Way Off Topic'/><category term='Music Theory'/><category term='Better Guitar'/><category term='Not Playing Guitar'/><category term='Guitar Practice Tips'/><category term='Learn Songs'/><category term='Guitar Learning Pitfalls'/><category term='Software'/><category term='Blues Guitar Fun'/><category term='Beginner Guitar Chords'/><category term='Guitar Videos'/><category term='Guitar Buying'/><title type='text'>Comments on Not Playing Guitar: Guitar Joke: A Strat walks into a bar</title><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.notplayingguitar.com/feeds/4293477904007158334/comments/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9045787738854687039/4293477904007158334/comments/default'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.notplayingguitar.com/2009/11/guitar-joke-strat-walks-into-bar.html'/><author><name>Gary Fletcher</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00038902175934190888</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9045787738854687039.post-8622439150394071097</id><published>2010-01-11T14:05:01.009+01:00</published><updated>2010-01-11T14:05:01.009+01:00</updated><title type='text'>I know this is an old post but I just found this. ...</title><content type='html'>I know this is an old post but I just found this. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Q: How many lead guitarists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, the quitarist holds the bulb, and the world revolves around him.</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9045787738854687039/4293477904007158334/comments/default/8622439150394071097'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9045787738854687039/4293477904007158334/comments/default/8622439150394071097'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.notplayingguitar.com/2009/11/guitar-joke-strat-walks-into-bar.html?showComment=1263215101009#c8622439150394071097' title=''/><author><name>Anonymous</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.notplayingguitar.com/2009/11/guitar-joke-strat-walks-into-bar.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9045787738854687039.post-4293477904007158334' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9045787738854687039/posts/default/4293477904007158334' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-413719831'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9045787738854687039.post-2135099838122422773</id><published>2009-11-24T12:40:24.763+01:00</published><updated>2009-11-24T12:40:24.763+01:00</updated><title type='text'>Just thought this up. Bury it if lame.
-----------...</title><content type='html'>Just thought this up. Bury it if lame.&lt;br /&gt;--------------------------------------------&lt;br /&gt;Why aren&amp;#39;t guitars good at one-night stands?&lt;br /&gt;Coz they suck at everything that has no strings attached!</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9045787738854687039/4293477904007158334/comments/default/2135099838122422773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9045787738854687039/4293477904007158334/comments/default/2135099838122422773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://www.notplayingguitar.com/2009/11/guitar-joke-strat-walks-into-bar.html?showComment=1259062824763#c2135099838122422773' title=''/><author><name>PR</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img1.blogblog.com/img/blank.gif'/></author><thr:in-reply-to xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0' href='http://www.notplayingguitar.com/2009/11/guitar-joke-strat-walks-into-bar.html' ref='tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9045787738854687039.post-4293477904007158334' source='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9045787738854687039/posts/default/4293477904007158334' type='text/html'/><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='blogger.itemClass' value='pid-805784855'/></entry></feed>
